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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta way"
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"The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling. Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?"
"An Atheist, a Crossfiter, and a Vegan walk into a bar... how do I know? Because everyone repost this joke everytime!"
"Bad News. Doctor: ""I have some bad news for you. You REALLY have to stop masturbating."" ""Oh my God doc, why, WHY?"" ""I am trying to examine you!"""
"Jesus walked on water? Big deal. I can too. Let's see him walk on Vodka"
"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."
"Do you know how to get a witch pregnant..... You fuck her"
"One day, some dude was all ""You know where we should save our money? Inside a statue of a pig,"" and everybody went ""That is a GREAT idea."""
"95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol' goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains."
"Why did the smart phone eat a lot? It had a big APPetite"