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Joke of the Day
"I have three kids, one of each."
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"One Direction."
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!"
"Welcome to kleptomaniac club. I see you already took a brochure."
"This one earned some cutting remarks. If it weren't for the table saw accident, I wouldn't be half the person I am today."
"Is it called zerotasking or notasking? I'd look it up, but that kind of defeats what I'm going for here."
"The Word Election and Erection Are Spelt Similarly. They also have the same meaning A dick rising to power!"
"Oh I'm sorry.. I didn't know it was ""bring your feelings to work day""."
"What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? ""Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"""
"Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto? Because hes not a planet."