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Joke of the Day

"What does a pregnant teen and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my mom's gonna kill me."""

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he were white? Alive"

"Trees are allergic to bees.. ..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler) Original joke! Edit: Grammar"

"I wanna rock with you, but not all night. That's unrealistic."

"[highschool reunion] CLASSMATE: I'm a top chef. You? ME: I'm an avoca C: a what M: an avoca C: what's an avoca do M: a top chef would know"

"I've been fired for a childish behaviour Apparently, sucking tits of my female coworkers wasn't such a good idea."

"Since the pharmacy keeps making it harder to buy decongestants, I've just started making them at home from crystal meth."

"What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk? The Speaker of the House"

"Men love when you kiss their neck.. Just not when they're driving And you're in the backseat. And they don't know you. Apparently."

"A woman is a lot like an oven You gotta warm her up first but then you can put your meat inside."