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Joke of the Day
"I wanna rock with you, but not all night. That's unrealistic."
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"My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath Or if I really have to, I should at least wait till she gets out."
"Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?"
"What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common? They're both crushed-asians"
"""I put my gear back in fourth."" - Willow Smith learning to drive, maybe."
"Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa? Ebola cereal!"
"My therapist told me ""time heals all wounds"", So I stabbed him. Now we wait..."
"I had a boner during a funeral. I call it the ""Mourning Wood""."
"So they've announced Taken 3..... So they've announced that they're making a Taken 3. I'm starting to think that Liam Neeson's very particular set of skills are a bit shit!"
"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side"