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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish he eats for a day... Teach a man to fish, he sits out on the lake drinking beer all summer"

"Why'd the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by the bus."

"Subway is rolling out a new signature sub. Ask your sandwich artist for the 'Jared'. It is served with less then 13 grams of fat."

"Being a ""Hopeless Romantic"" sounds kinda depressing. ""Pull my chair out for me?"" .. ""I'd love to, but I've given up."""

"My daughter asked me if it was illegal to be blind which tells me I didn't explain ""legally blind"" very well."

"What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house? A poultrygeist"

"What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana? A rice crippy."

"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."

"What do you call it when two Mexicans are playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"Did you know: if you put your ear upon a stranger's leg... ...you can hear them saying ""WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"""