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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when two Mexicans are playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
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"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"
"the general Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!!!"
"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."
"What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred"
"Why were the twin towers sad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane."
"I wish restaurant food looked like the pictures on the menu. A hostess asked me how everything was. I said, ""My compliments to the photographer."""
"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"
"Have you heard the joke about the sky?? Well it's over your head anyway..."
"Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones."