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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got down to the ball? Mmmrrggglllrrsllurp"
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"if u watch snowfall backwarbds, its abot the ground disolving into the sky to reveal the complex world it was hiding beneath it"
"Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally? Her operations were not unprecedented."
"What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher? What do you mean?"
"I'd like to apologize to the lady on the bus. I assumed you wanted your hair held back while you ate your banana."
"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."
"I've got a new job crushing coke cans. Its soda pressing."
"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find her body."
"My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now."
"A blonde gets a tattoo... On her inner thigh of a conch shell. Her friend asks ""Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?"" ""So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."""