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Joke of the Day
"A blind walks into a bar He said ""Aw!"""
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"My family said if I don't get a Facebook, they'd all get a Twitter I sacrificed myself for all of twitter kind I'm the Jesus of social media"
"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."
"How does a booze thief make you feel better? He lifts your spirits."
"The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks."
"How do you make a Tissue Dance ? You put a little Boogie in it."
"*turns on alarm* Alarm: I have a headache"
"""FUCK. It's only lettuce."" - What my dog thinks when I drop lettuce on the floor"
"For years I've been wiping my arse with my right hand. I now realise that I should have been using toilet paper."
"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because Jewish girls won't touch anything that's not 10% off"