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Joke of the Day

"Define ""Countryside"". The murder of Piers Morgan (Credit to the always amazing Stephen Fry.)"

"Why did the gay guy fail his test? He couldn't think straight."

"What do you call a Pakistani music group? A tali-band."

"What Sea said to the beach... Nothing it only wave"

"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"

"I just thought of this while at a local hockey game. Why can't dogs play hockey? They always get called for roughing."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives."

"I just put in new countertops in my kitchen... Granite, they're not marble, but still..."

"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"

"What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English? Sorry, eh."