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Joke of the Day

"""We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy... ...but because it is cheesy."""

"If all the good ones are taken and you are single, what does that make you?"

"Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear"

"If you can't buy a person, you can always sell him."

"What hurts more; giving birth or being kicked in the balls? A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed."

"I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent."

"Q:Of the set; 689 and 986, which is larger? A) 689 B)986 C) Who cares, as long as they are having a good time!"

"Apparently there was a new episode of ""Biggest Loser"" on tonight... Indianapolis Colts edition."

"If you're reading this.. then you are not Floyd Mayweather."

"What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese? A fetaphile"