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Joke of the Day

"New definition of punishment When you get to a reddit thread after all the puns have been taken."

"*walks up to a group of sad people at a funeral* Do y'all know the wifi password"

"Don't just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It's important to also watch some TV."

"I just invented a new word Plagiarism"

"What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor? One does not simply walk into Mordor"

"The wife asks her husband -What do you prefer, honey? A smart woman or a beautiful woman? -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you"

"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""

"Well Bob, I love to travel, and being my own boss is great. But I suppose my favorite thing about being a serial killer is murdering people."

"MARRIAGE PROPOSAL TIP: Get down on 1 knee. Ok, now the other. Great! Lie flat on your face. Quickly roll away don't get married you idiot."

"My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart She's the Texas Chain Store Massager"