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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe"
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"One day I will write my autobiography and it will just say ""fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."" The rest of the pages will be drawings of dicks."
"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying. Edit: This turned fun!"
"Pope Francis will bring a rabbi and a Muslim leader with him when he travels to the Holy Land this week. Or as bartenders put it, ""We've been expecting you."""
"Masturbation Sometimes I masturbate into my big pussy cat and jerk off into my computer"
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
"I'm single by choice. But it's not my choice."
"Me: How old is your daughter? Her: She'll be 4 next week. Me: *audible sigh (Slowly, emphatically): OK. But I asked how old is she... NOW."
"I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it"
"Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."