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Joke of the Day

"One day I will write my autobiography and it will just say ""fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."" The rest of the pages will be drawings of dicks."

"Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that ""PHILLIPS 14 INCH"" was actually a T.V"

"What do you call a nomadic neanderthal? A meanderthal."

"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."

"'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming... Just cuz I went into the wrong house."

"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."

"Why did the lebo cross the road? To fuck a chicken Why did 20 lebo's cross the road? Cause the chicken was winning"

"Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha"

"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost"