101558
Joke of the Day
"I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is ""love"" but it's actually ""floor"" ."
Next Joke
"What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons? If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down."
"Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house."
"Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork."
"I thought I might be pregnant. It turns out I'm just three months fat."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"Saved my gall bladder in a jar so when they ask me at the DMV if I want to be an organ donor, I can put it on the counter and say, ""YES!"""
"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? he was a quackhead"
"What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee? Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday..."
"""Almost there."" - liars"