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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? he was a quackhead"

"What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm? Thalidomide"

"Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle? It was stumped."

"What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? A blind guy with a rubix cube"

"Writing my first book, I got stuck on the details... ...ended up haiku."

"Turns out my date had a lot of pizzazz, not pizzas. I've never been more disappointed."

"How many ""suh dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. It's already lit fam"

"Don't succumb to peer pressure. . . . . . . Remember, none of your friends do."

"SCARY STORY! Once upon a time there was a little boy. He saw something strange, and, thinking about what he saw, he folded his arms... INTO PAPER AIRPLANES!"

"if you're happy and you know it... then the chemtrails are working Edit: credit to Welcome to Nightvale"