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Joke of the Day

"Goats have it all figured out. All disputes should be settled with an aggressive series of headbutts."

"What game do French schoolchildren like to play? Simon 16"

"The average strokes per game at Wimbledon is 15, unless Maria Sharapova is playing then it is considerably higher..."

"What is Marios favorite type of pants? Denim Denim Denim"

"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"

"A comedian is called to the IRS... ...they tell him he owes more taxes. He says, ""Why?"" They say, ""Because we appreciated your humor."""

"10yo: When in doubt, albatrout. Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT"

"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."

"sweet potato fries ...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries."

"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."