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Joke of the Day

"Goats have it all figured out. All disputes should be settled with an aggressive series of headbutts."

"My mate says I don't understand irony... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."

"A collection of OC jokes!"

"My uncle Terry told me not to worry, that love would find a way, but on the other hand he once took a shit in a hammock"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? because his wife died."

"Did you know condoms had serial numbers? I guess you've never had to roll it down that far"

"Originally I didn't like having a beard but then it grew on me."

"Did you hear about the red tarmac that went around murdering people? It was a cycle-path."

"My dream car is shaq wearing heelys holding me up by my hips like simba"

"I saw a homeless man I know on a bicycle Guess he's mobile homeless"