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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house."
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"My girlfriend's father called me a pedophile just because she's 22 and I'm 36. Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary."
"So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both."
"Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased"
"I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid."
"I asked God for a bike... ... but then realized that is not how God works. So I stole some kid's bike and asked God for forgiveness."
"My dad always said there was nothing wrong with black people He believed everybody should own one"
"Me: Don't tell me you've never thought about having sex with me. Her: No, I never have.... Me: I asked you not to tell me that."
"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"
"What's the difference between a normal baby and a matter baby?"