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Joke of the Day
"At best, I think I could be a Third Responder."
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"There are bats hanging of a branch upside down all except one. Two bats comment: ""What's happened to this one? - I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."
"Little Red Riding Hood sure took a long time to realize the talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandma."
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"Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road? That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained?"
"Why do Republicans oppose Gay Marriage AND Obamacare? Because they hate mandates."
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The chicken. Eggs don't come."
"Failed my wasp collection exam. Got a bee."