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Joke of the Day

"Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering."

"hoarder on TV: pls help me doc therapist: of course. lets start by throwing out all these anime posters. we'll take them to my car"

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him **your fish** for a lifetime."

"What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books? If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein."

"Little kids are so lucky; they don't have to pay rent or wear deodorant."

"Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!"

"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"

"Horses are the most negative animals... ...they are such neigh-sayers"

"*catcher puts 1 finger down* *pitcher shakes head* *puts 2 fingers down* *nods* (catcher to umpire) ""can we take a break? he has to poop"""