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Joke of the Day

"A guest checked in and informed us that his plane had a ton of delays throughout the day. I replied ""well, at least it didn't disappear, eh?"""

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 20% off."

"My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, ""Who else would I cheat on?"""

"What do you call a marine who can't swim? A submarine."

"Stephen Hawking believes he's solved a huge mystery about black holes ...and he'll keep believing as long as we all play along, ok? He's adorable."

"What do you call an obese psychic? A four chin teller."

"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."

"Knock Knock Who's there? The Pilot. Let me in."

"If a coworker has two apples in his right hand and two oranges in his left hand, what does he have? No chance of blocking an uppercut."

"What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies? There's no million dollar car in my garage."