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Joke of the Day
"It'd be funny if everyone told their kids Steve Buscemi is the tooth fairy."
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"Me: ""Can you go back four slides?"" Bride: ""To the wedding dress?"" Me: ""No, the cheese plate."" Me: Wipes tears."
"I don't understand why men are so worried about erectile dysfunction. I mean, it can't be that hard."
"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it."
"What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? Paddy O'Furniture! (Happy St. Patrick's Day)"
"Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?"
"I'm not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there's so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders."
"Saw my neighbour scrubbing some graffiti saying 'paedo' off his door this morning... I said ""What's been going on mate?"" He said ""Fucking kids!"""
"Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"