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Joke of the Day

"Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road."

"Decided to watch the lunar eclipse tonight... Couldn't see the moon"

"Guy:Hey what are you doing? Girl:unzipping it Guy:why? Girl:I want to see how big it is. .. *Unzips tent and gets inside* Girl:nice, nice.."

"Do you think you'll get fake teeth when you're old and gray? Might as well. Nothing dentured, nothing gained."

"What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein? No whey Jose."

"yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's."

"I was just told I'm someones BFF. Being the idiot I am, I had to google it. Backup-file Format is a euphemism for something hot right?"

"What is Donald Trump's favourite nursery rhyme? Barack a bye baby"

"What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM"

"I Once Tried to Break the World Record for Most Records Broken Suffice to say, the employees at Village Music World were not happy with me."