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Joke of the Day
"yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's."
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"Imagine if a guy with a stutter was named History because History repeats himself"
"There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy... I always seem to fall into the ladder"
"A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster."
"A Rabbi was drinking his Tea. And turned into a Rabbit."
"its all fun and games until someone loses an I?. then we cant play scrabble anymor"
"What's it called when a man cums inside a woman when in Massachusetts? Boston Cream Pie"
"I believe in ""you're stupid"" at first sight."
"fire the chauffeur! Wife: ""I'm gonna fire our chauffeur!!! He's such a pathetic driver, this is the third time he almost got me killed...."" Husband: ""Dear, lets give him another chance."""
"[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience? ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard"