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Joke of the Day

"I was just told I'm someones BFF. Being the idiot I am, I had to google it. Backup-file Format is a euphemism for something hot right?"

"Why is a duck when it's round? Because the farther it flies, the fewer."

"If it takes 150 yards of stewed tripe to make a pair of leather britches for a bull, how long does it take for a double breasted cockroach to climb a bar of soft soap? You tell me and we'll both know."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head"

"I don't really know how to tell jokes"

"A guaranteed way to make a hormone... Don't pay her..."

"How do fat women defy physics? Because the heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"Nothing says "" My divorce didn't go as planned "" quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars"

"If we've learned one thing from this whole Ray Rice ordeal, it's that... ...you should always take the stairs."

"Why did the Agnostic cross the road? We don't have enough evidence to say for sure."