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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."
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"I want to be a dog and have someone feed me treats for sitting down."
"What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile."
"Its cool to pee into blue toilet water and watch it turn a different color... just not when it turns purple"
"What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter ""D"" !"
"I've decided to move to southern France... I've got nothing Toulouse."
"*Hulk smashes thru courtroom wall* SOMEONE ASK FOR INCREDIBLE WITNESS?! Judge- no, CREDIBLE! Hulk- shit HULK VERRY SORRY BOUT YOUR WALL"
"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."
"Everyone hates Mondays and Tuesdays Even the weekdays go WTF"
"My dog kept me awake all night. Dreadful diarrhoea. Don't think I cooked him properly."