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Joke of the Day
"Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody."
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"A wife is like a hand grenade... remove the ring and your house is gone!"
"Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch."
"What do you call mustard that's not very hot? Air condijoned. I'll see myself out."
"Why is my penis nicknamed Johnny Depp? Because I pirate so many pornos. Edit: I don't know how to add the nsfw tag sorry."
"The problem with being an alcoholic time traveller is not being able to remember a single thing about tomorrow."
"What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white."
"How do you make the king leer? Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)"
"The children of Amazon cannibal tribes think Chuck Norris is the Easter Bunny because he hides body parts for them to find every Easter morning."
"Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'? because it was the first Indie film."