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Joke of the Day

"Whenever people are like ""We need to restore traditional values to this country"" I assume they mean slavery and burning witches at the stake"

"Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test? 1) Yes ) No %) I love you guys M) 8 ) Potato"

"Lady GaGa is easily the scariest of all the Muppets."

"I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone"

"Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."

"2 first names I don't trust people with 2 first names: Paul Ryan, Larry David, Martin Lawrence, Saddam Hussein http://www.twitter.com/HireMeImFunny"

"Every time I walk into a Wal-Mart I think to myself, "" I've never seen so many of God's mistakes all in one place."""

"What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!"

"Which one is the odd one out; monopoly, rape, incest? Rape. It's not a family game."

"the vibrator was invented when Dr Edward Vibrator got extremely chilly whilst shagging Mrs Vibrator and his shivering sent her to cum town"