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Joke of the Day
"I'm emotionally constipated... Haven't given a shit in days."
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"Failure is not an optionit comes bundled with the software."
"want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'"
"- What do we want? - A cure for ADD! - When do we want it? - Ducks. I liked a movie. I'm hungry."
"Once this whole ""global warming thing"" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order."
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"It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I'd say I don't believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, ""Been there, done that."""
"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."
"Happy March 14th to all the MEN out there.... (not sure what it is?? GOOGLE IT)"