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Joke of the Day
"What dinosaur has the best vocabulary? The bronthesaurus."
Next Joke
"What's AlQaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"
"They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad."
"Just took one of those ""Which Movie Character Are You?"" quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty."
"I have a fear of speed bumps... But im slowly gettin over it."
"I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. I felt stupid at first, but now I'm kinda mad that that doesn't work."
"I can't remember where I parked my car an hour ago but I can recall how stupid I was at 20. Please God erase that memory & bring back my car"
"I woke up to a blow job this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open."
"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."
"When a woman says she doesn't want a boyfriend what she really means is that she doesn't want you"