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Joke of the Day

"Getting straight ""A""s does not guarantee success, but plenty of evidence shows that not getting ""A""s doesn't preclude it."

"-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!"

"I love when the family tells puns on easter They are always so eggciting to hear."

"the year is 2017: every kfc location has a large shower room installed inside the building to wash away the customers greasy post-meal shame"

"I have never understood why living in the poor part of town... ...makes your skin darker."

"Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him? He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser"

"What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex? One doesn't brown your meat."

"Survey says According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with same-sex partners. Said men, ""What channel is CDC?"""

"Truthful Tuesday: Sometimes I just say ""Hello"" back because there are too many witnesses around to stab you repeatedly in the face."

"*deliberately drops paper in front of cute girl* Oh my goodness was that my...(sexy voice) political science degree"