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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box? All dressed up, with no place to go."

"The Rabbit and the Seagull On a long summer day, a fat man was walking down Michigan Avenue. A black guy ran up to him and said, ""........"

"What does a carpenter do after one night stand? A matching one for the other side of the bed."

"*walks into bank* THIS IS A ROBBERY *people drop to the floor* JUST KIDDING, BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE LISTENING *lowers guns* A TOMATO IS A FRUIT"

"The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling ""Mayan Calendar""."

"I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though."

"You can build a thousand bridges. You suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker."

"How many terrorist jokes are there out there? You'll have to c-4 yourself."

"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquitos stops sucking after you fucking slap it"

"God doesn't close a door without opening a window. God's house must be drafty as fuck."