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Joke of the Day

"Data plan Use your whole data plan every month. Remember that there are children in Africa with no data plan."

"Why did the two men from Moscow get escorted out from the concert? Because they wouldn't stop Russian the stage..."

"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of the dogs"

"English ships start with HMS, United states with USS... what about Italian ships? AMB. It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'"

"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"I thought about getting a brain transplant But then i changed my mind"

"What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker? All in, du thyme"

"I had a harder childhood than most. My parents didn't send me to a therapist, they sent me to a theanalrapist."

"What do you call a kid with two gay black dads? An orphan."