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Joke of the Day

"The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling ""Mayan Calendar""."

"Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich hot and can keep you up all night."

"Jeff is here! ""Jeff from work or Jeff the guy who announces his arrival anytime he enters a room"" Jeff is here!"

"What did 0 say to 8 ? Nice belt!"

"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has a date on Valentines day."

"What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM? A stillborn."

"I was talking to coworkers about quitting this job and working as a pornographic actor... I decided against it, because I realized I was quitting ""This fucking job for that fucking job."""

"Did you hear a med school is accepting animals as students? They're calling it the hippocampus."

"What does Green Day say before bed? Green night"

"A performative poet from Hibernia Rhymed himself into a hernia He became quite adept At this practice, except For the occasional non-sequitur"