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Joke of the Day
"What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister? They are both in bread."
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"It takes a village to raise a child... ...it takes a child with a flamethrower to raze a village."
"what did one mountain say to the other? meet you in the valley!"
"Watching a birth is beautiful. Not knowing any of the parties in the delivery room & singing Salt-N-Pepa's ""Push It"" will get you arrested."
"Marriage Joke The title is the joke. Come on guys. -.-"
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."
"Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!"
"What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank"
"Two Spanish historians believe that they've discovered the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones found it back in 1989, but they lost track of it."
"You say ""kiss ass,"" I say ""rim job enthusiast."""