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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair? Artificial intelligence."

"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."

"i just want someone to love me as much as sean penn loves haiti"

"An American guy ends up in the hospital with an Australian doctor Feeling very weak and dizzy, the patient asked: -Did I come here to die? -No, you came here yesterday."

"LPT: Don't stand out too much from the group. Or you'll be a joke."

"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."

"Top three phrases uttered in our household, in order of frequency: 1. ""I burped."" 2. ""I love you."" 3. ""I farted."""

"Why did the farmer feed his cows money? He wanted rich milk."

"Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom? Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door."

"At my school, the cafeteria has ""World Cuisine"" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing."