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Joke of the Day
"Man crushed by giant baseball. Witnesses say object came right out of left field."
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"Hey dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son? I don't know son, ask your grandfather."
"I told my wife I was going to the toilet. She said, ""Don't forget to spray."" Now there's piss everywhere."
"What did Sushi ""A"" say to Sushi ""B?"" Wasabi!"
"A good joke for the engineers out there Free time"
"I want to be in a heavy metal band just so I can scream terrible things at crowds of people and not be accused of having PMS."
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired."
"A man walks into a bar... ... because he didn't see it."
"Beer nuts $1:50 Deer nuts under a buck"
"I got a girl's number today! All I had to do was hit her car."