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Joke of the Day
"What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified? He was cross."
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"Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops? It's counterproductive"
"What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!"
"A man with authority walks into a bar... Orders everyone a round"
"Why do cannibal children go to the hospital? Because their mothers told them to eat their vegetables."
"I'm so tilted My slope is undefined"
"My grandfather's broken watch is just as relevant today as it was in the 50s It's a timeless piece, really."
"Dog Jokes I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him."
"[at a fancy restuarant] WIFE: make sure u leave a good tip ME: ok [writing on bill] ""only evolve ur pokemon when uve activated a lucky egg"""
"But seriously folks, what is Joe Walsh's best album?"