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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to our swimming ool ! Notice there is no P in it."

"Kanye West wants to be president... But no one man should have all that power."

"You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges."

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"

"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."

"Women used to always call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make. Now they call me ugly and poor."

"Me: This is the year I'm going to save money. Also me: *googles, ""how to purchase a baby elephant?""*"

"[types symptoms into WebMD] WebMD: Eww. Gross."

"What's the difference between a lobster with boobs and a filthy bus stop? One's a busty crustacean while the other's a crusty bus station."

"I have conversational ninja skills... People don't notice when I'm talking."