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"But seriously folks, what is Joe Walsh's best album?"
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"My dad told me to be the best I can be and to always be at the top I told him ""I am at the top ...... of a bell curve"""
"If you put your ear up to a vagina... you can smell the ocean."
"Oh, did my tweet insulting a celebrity upset you? Maybe you should tell them about it the next time you guys hang out."
"How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet? hitcoin"
"What type of car does an African drive? A Sudan"
"Having kids is a little like when the free sample lady tries to tell you all about the cheese & you pretend to be interested while you eat."
"I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it."
"What do you call a singing laptop? Adele"
"Synonym rolls... Just like grammar used to make."