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Joke of the Day
"But seriously folks, what is Joe Walsh's best album?"
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"They say 1 in 4 men is homosexual. So there must be one in my group of friends. I hope its David he's super cute."
"I pitched my movie idea to a producer . It was about a kid who found out his transgender uncle was a superhero. I called it Auntman, the producer didn't get the idea, because he was black..."
"A man walks into a grocery store in the countryside and asks...[brazilian joke] How much is a dozen bananas?   And the cashier replies:   -Twelve bananas"
"Describe Windows 10 with two words. Vista 2.0"
"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astrounaut you racist bastard!"
"I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant There was a woman there who claimed that she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore."
"Some days I want to leave everything and just run away with him. Other days I want to own 3 baby dragons and be fireproof and naked."
"I hate to think there are meteorologists out there who've never stood in front of the green screen and pretended to jerk off Florida."
"Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly. They're just fission for compliments."