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Joke of the Day

"Hope you enjoy my new song, ""Part of This Song's Title Is in Parentheses (For No Reason)."""

"How do you stop a dog from barking in July? Shoot him in June."

"No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then"

"What is the definition of suspicion? A nun doing push ups in a cucumber field."

"What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"

"I bumped into a cute guy today. I clawed his face off. I should work on my people skills."

"I want to die like my grandfather, softly in my sleep... ...not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"If my body ran half as much as my mind did, I would never have to skip dessert"

"""I set all the cattle free."" - Reverse Cowgirl"

"Bully For You Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school? A: She wanted to tease hair"