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Joke of the Day

"The most diverse software company in the world consists of 100% black lesbian single mothers missing a body part, with arts degrees"

"""Cash or Debit?"" ""Did you just assume my tender?!"""

"When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why."

"Would you like some salt? Na."

"I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband."

"I was gonna take my wife out last night..... But the gun jammed."

"I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of coke. But when I got home, I realised I'd picked 7 Up."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"

"why was the mother buying christmas gifts for her son in august? because presents are less expensive than chemo.."

"Drug dealers are always late. If your drug dealer is on time, it's the police."