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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog from barking in July? Shoot him in June."
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"*walking with my girlfriend on a beach* *i get down on one knee* ""will you ma..."" *a dog walks past & farts so loud it drowns out my voice*"
"Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear? Turban Outfitters."
"I probably shouldn't have spent $500 on that pair of leather sunglasses... But hidesight is 20/20, I suppose"
"How do you make an epileptic dance? Throw a flashbang into the room."
"What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? Baaaaaeeeee!"
"I have The World's Greatest T-Shirt. See, it says so right on the front."
"A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken... The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, ""Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."""
"If you make a cow angry how will she get even? She'll cream you!"
"""Well, there goes the end of my arm,"" said Tom offhandedly."