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Joke of the Day

"Bully For You Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school? A: She wanted to tease hair"

"My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit."

"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for Christmas I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."

"If I had a rooster, and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would we have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Things I learnt from Avatar: - Kill Smurfs while they're still young."

"Jeremy Beadle has a tiny penis... Jeremy Beadle has a tiny penis, but on the other hand, it's massive."

"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."

"The bitches love me because I'm well spoken, intelligent and would never disrespect them and shit."

"Q: Why did the kid punch the bed? A: His mother told him to hit the hay."

"I want to grab some Mexican tonight and then maybe have some dinner with him"