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Joke of the Day
"Why did the calendar die? It's days were numbered."
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"Has the airplane joke been posted yet? Eh never mind, it'll go over your head."
"[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."""
"In or On ? Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?"
"What part of a chicken is a musical instrument? The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)"
"Why did moses break his glasses in half? He wanted to part his sees."
"I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, ""I'm peeing in here!"""
"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for? Old age."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he says to the bartender... ""Give me a beer and give me a mop!"""
"Yo momma so fat, that when god said ""let there be light"" she had to move over. In light of the recent yo momma jokes on this sub."