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Joke of the Day

"Why is yoda a bad navigator? ""are we going the right way?"" Yoda: ""Off course, we are"""

"I never make mistakes. . . I thought I did once; but I was wrong."

"black turf what do you call a black guy buried from the neck up Afro turf"

"What do you call a group of slow extremist Muslim Dr Who fans? Tardis..... I will see myself out.."

"When someone's ignoring me I like to break into their house at night and steal all their shoes. We'll see how busy you are tomorrow."

"Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes."

"Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock."

"I really feel bad that 9/11 happened. If it hadn't, America wouldn't be suffering right now over the rememberance shows and lack of good television."

"""If you woke up with your pants at your ankles and your ass covered in vasoline, would you tell anybody?"" Guy #2: ""No."" Guy #1: ""Just wondering.... Wanna go camping?"""

"What is the blackest of magics? Negromancy."