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Joke of the Day

"""If you woke up with your pants at your ankles and your ass covered in vasoline, would you tell anybody?"" Guy #2: ""No."" Guy #1: ""Just wondering.... Wanna go camping?"""

"Me: yeah was bingo the name of the dog or the farmer Professor: i meant questions about the exa- holy shit"

"Easter used to be called Wester But they decided to take things in a new direction."

"What do you call paying for services with a blowjob? A package deal."

"Where does the thick, creamy dressing go when it gets sick? The Mayo Clinic."

"I've been hearing a lot about mass murderers lately.... It must be a scary time to be catholic."

"A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... Experts are saying he got molested."

"Judgment Day will be long, grueling and brutal. On the plus side, there will be a special ""Fudge-ment Day!"" stand for the kids."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his mother in the jaw."

"Me:I need to focus on work Brain: Remember that sweet song on the radio this morning? Me:Yeah that was sweet Brain: Let's sing that instead"