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Joke of the Day

"Why did the knife quit? It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! ~Skip"

"The proper way to make a Caesar salad is to repeatedly stab it with dozens of other people in a Senate building."

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed."

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"Guess what New york is going as for Halloween? New Orleans!"

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint."

"That uneasy moment when your one night stand thinks otherwise and is anticipating you to change your relationship status."

"Whats black, big, and smelly? An unemployment line.(:"

"There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today."