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Joke of the Day
"Guess what New york is going as for Halloween? New Orleans!"
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"The KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church Throw Urine At Each Other Outside RNC. Reports are still unclear as to what pissed them all off."
"If a rapper named e came out as gay He would say E=MCQUEERED"
"PC gamers don't take hot showers. They take Steam-y ones."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks this morning."
"What's the difference... What's the difference between Missionary Baptists and Baptists? Position"
"Did you hear that David Copperfield has aids now? Yea, he was doing Magic."
"Him: my name is Robert but my friends call me Bob, you can call me whatever you like. Me: Cool, nice to meet you Nachos."
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"I hope Hell freezes over soon. A few women have promised me dates when it happens."