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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to thank my student loans I don't think i can ever repay them for getting me through college"

"If I ever get a dog I'm going to teach him how to fetch useful things like tv remotes, iPhones and men who like red wine."

"Happy Valentine's day! Do you know what the word of the day is? Legs!.....Should we go back to my place and spread the word?"

"My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment."

"what is a feminists favorite branch of mathematics? Triggernometry"

"What's the difference between you and a baby bird. The bird got laid."

"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."

"I'm on a seafood diet... Anything I see, I eat"

"Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle."

"Tim buck two One day, my mate Tim and I went camping, we met three girls in their tent. I bucked one and Tim bucked two."