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Joke of the Day

"This cop spots this blond driving on the freeway knitting! Pull Over! he yells. No! She yells back, Cardigan!"

"What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan? Urine for a surprise."

"Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son? Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot"

"what did the tampon say to the other tampon as they passed each other in the street? NSFW nothing. they were both stuck up cunts!"

"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."

"A Muslim woman said she likes her mem like she likes her cottage cheese Large kurd"

"I don't think none of Christopher Nolan's ex girlfriends know how the hell it ended."

"I like my women like I like my steak pink in the middle but not bleeding."

"I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster"

"Good news, The doctor says I'm health as a horse. Bad news, she keeps using large farm animals to describe me."